To start things off on a good foot, here is an Arrested Development mish mash for you.
Is it hilarious? Hell yes.

I just found this bargain buy from Ann Taylor Loft for $29.99. Did you hear me? $29.99! I absolutely love the style and shape of the dress. Since I'm a big fan of versatile outfits, I love it that much more. It would be perfect for picnics, summer shopping, poolside lounging, casual weekend adventures and even dates! It's fun and flirty, you'd definitely catch some eyes. Slip on a pair of sandals, grab your sunglasses and you're set.
Of course I explained to her that texting has become a social norm and it's common for us to exchange text messages with our parents, families, friends and even coworkers. So, as long as it wasn't affecting our work performance, it's something that shouldn't need monitoring or regulating at work. If there were rules about how often you could text or use your cell phone throughout the day, hiring younger generations would be difficult. It was an out of the blue topic of conversation, but an interesting one.